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[Second male lead]
Hello.
Two breakfast sets.
Student, just buy one.
Why?
You won't have an outcome, as you're the second male lead.
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
[Help me to win Shen Xi back]
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love Season 2
Hey, you, come and help.
Who are you calling?
Bao Bao.
What?
What is this?
It's Lin Zi's.
What treasure is this?
I don't know either.
"I'm not teaching you to date."
"Falling in love with me in ten seconds?"
"Settling down for life in twenty-four hours?"
"The Lure of Men?"
I like this one.
Hello? What in the world did you send me?
They're for you to study, of course. Go and study.
Although you are sufficiently warm and caring, you're still not flirty enough. That's where the problem lies for you.
Flirty?
Yes, you don't know how to confess your love and how to flirt.
Shen Xi and He Zhi Zhou have been together the whole day; it's getting more dangerous.
He Zhi Zhou!
You come out before your injuries have healed. Are you seeking an early death?
It's almost healed. You're so fierce.
- Come with me.- Where to?
Back home.
I don't want to.
Hey! He Zhi Zhou, put me down! I don't want to go home. He Zhi Zhou!
Shut up!
Their relationship is so good that it's enviable.
"The key point to face girls lies in getting rid of self-restraint, playing it by ear, and flexibility.
Women are emotional creatures. Therefore, when you communicate with them, don't use so much logic,"
talk about your emotions more, analyze less and use adjectives more.
No way, Lin Zi. Don't tell me you really believe this?
I don't know. I'm just flipping through it.
You're undoubtedly a straight-A student. You say you're just "flipping through" these? I admire you.
Lin Zi, it is not okay. Just talking in theory and not practicing this is useless. Why not join our society.
Bao Bao and I will offer you escort.
Right! Learn together, let's encourage each other!
That's okay. There's no need. Thanks.
Don't evade. Remember back then, it was because Boss joined our society that he was able to win Xiao Xi over.
How did He Zhi Zhou chase Xiao Xi back, then?
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Today's project is, "To ask quickly and to answer quickly."
You can start. I'm prepared.
Take this!
Do I look different today? Standard answer!
You're prettier than yesterday!
I am so fat!
Which part is fat? Are you talking about your chest?
What do you want to eat tonight?
Give option A or B!
My stomach hurts.
Open the door! I am in front of your door!
I am not happy today.
I'll take you shopping.
Is Xiao Mei prettier than me, or I am prettier?
Who is Xiao Mei? I don't know her!
What does your ex-girlfriend look like?
It's all in the past now!
He's undoubtedly a straight-A student.
Your power attains perfection! Go chase after your love!
- Correctly confess to her and take action!- The most important thing is...
be shameless!
Okay.
- Fighting!- Fighting!
Okay, that's it for today's lesson.
Thank you, Teacher.
Teacher!
My injury has already healed a lot. During class tomorrow, please don't make me watch from the sides.
After a few days, Director Li Ping will be coming, won't he?
No, because your parent told me specificially
that with your injury, you need to rest well at home. It's already pretty good that I'm allowing you to watch from the side.
That's all for now. Fighting.
Teacher...
Horrible He Zhi Zhou!
Hey, Wei Ye! This is the recent beauty mask I brought. It's not bad; you can try it tonight. If you like it, please help me advertise it.
- Xiao Xi.- What?
There are people looking for you.
Tang Tang?
Xiao Xi.
Lin Zi, say it.
You're so beautiful today.
Thank you.
Would you mind having a meal together?
Tang Tang, why are you talking like that?
This is for you. I don't know if you'll like it.
This..
He Zhi Zhou!
- Go home.- Huh?
Come with me.
Hey, Tang Tang...
Xiao Xi!
Hurry and say whatever you have to say. I'm giving you 30 seconds.
- I won't--- Time's up.
Hey, Tang Tang.
Xiao Xi!
Xiao Xi, I won't give up on you.
Don't be too sad. Go back.
Wei Ye, can you do me a favor? Please?
Help you? Why should I?
Do you think that I'd tell you that He Zhi Zhou doesn't allow Shen Xi to participate in rehearsal
so Shen Xi is really upset right now?
Thank you.
Open the door.
We'll let you out when your injury has healed.
Uncle, the lighting outside is so good. Why don't you take some selfies outside?
Xiao Lin Zi, don't lie to me. It's so dark outside. How can it have better lighting than here?
Dark makes you appear skinnier.
Who would believe that?
Then let me try.
That works?
- He...- Shh...
Don't let Uncle hear you. Let's go quickly.
Tang Tang, it's so dark.
Tang Tang.
It's okay. I'm here.
Hey.
Tang Tang, this doesn't seem very good.
It's okay.
Wei Ye! Why are you here?
We've waited for you a whole night.
We're all tired, so we did a face mask.
You're staying up for me?
Since you know, why aren't you hurrying up and rehearsing? You'll be responsible if I look older!
No way; you have Muddlehead (face mask brand)
- What?! - Uh no! I said that you're a born beauty
and you have beauty masks to supplement it.
That's more like it.
Okay, you guys have a good rehearsal. I'll wait for you outside.
Yes.
Alright, everyone's applied face masks. Hurry up and start rehearsing!
Get moving!
I remember such an evening, on the roof of level three.
You'd fallen asleep, like a child, you were breathing quietly and peacefully.
I looked at you, without any restrain!
I moved closer to you. Every breath you exhaled,
I greedily sucked it into my lungs.
It was summer. It was very peaceful outside, and everything seemed so far away.
And just like that, I was slowly intoxicated in your breathing.
I was thinking, "This... should be breathing in unison!"
People can live on carbon dioxide. We just need love, feelings– Oh.
- I'm sorry. - Xiao Xi.
Xiao Xi.
Hey.
He Zhi Zhou?
Why are you with him?
I am talking to my girlfriend. Everyone else, shut up!
I know you're doing this for me, but...
There's no but. Right now, you need to lie in bed to rest.
There's no room for discussion.
I'm warning you to keep away from her from now on.
- He Zhi Zhou, let go.- No.
- Let go.- I won't.
- Let go.- Don't move.
Why do I have a feeling like I'm extra?
What did you say?
I said it out loud?
Come home with me.
- He Zhi Zhou!- Don't make a fuss!
But it's my dream.
Can it be just this once, okay?
Is this performance really that important to you?
Hey, He Zhi Zhou.
Can you not be so immature?
Hey!
Wei Ye, why isn't the director here yet?
Who knows? Maybe he's looking at the camera positions?
He Zhi Zhou didn't come either.
He's still angry at me probably.
Next group, please be ready.
- Don't torture yourself anymore!- I am not!
I just can't live without him. I try to drop hints every day. He can't leave me!
He loves me! Like a witch...
How come there are only a few people?
If I knew it, I would have asked the butler to prepare background audience.
What good is he?
Eh, straighten your back; help me to hide myself.
It's extra urgent.
- Don't care about him anymore!- I can't!
Don't care about him anymore unless you're a masochist!
- Don't shout at me!- Listen to me!
Don't care about him anymore! He isn't good to you!
I won't! I won't listen to you! I will care about him! What do you think love is?
Boss probably won't come anymore.
You're so worthless to be so scared of him.
I... I am just scared of you.
Why are you here? Don't tell me you'll betray He Lin CP?
Dou Dou, don't make fun of me. There's really nothing between He Zhi Zhou and me.
I only have Xiao Xi in my heart.
You're her friend. Can you say more nice things about me to her?
You're so unromantic. You're too straight.
- I can't bear to watch it. I want to become blind, so please let me become BLIND!!- Shh…
Lin Zi, let's act according to the plan later.
No one can stop me.
Xiao Xi, I will definitely going to get you back.
Thank you, everyone, for coming to this little show theatre today to watch our performance by our performance major students.
The original plan was that the famous director Li Ping would pay us a visit and give us some pointers,
but something cropped up and he was not able to come today.
- Thank you everyone for coming.- The director's not coming?
I put so much effort in preparing.
It's Lin Yu Tang! He's so handsome.
What does he want to do?
- Did you decide?- Using this technique...
is definitely declaring war...
Precisely, I want to start war. Will you guys help me?
Yes![Stay tuned! There will be more scenes at the end.]
♬ Slice by slice, the night slowly forces me to retreat ♬
♬ Waiting to see me cry ♬
♬ Time becomes slower and slower, refusing to bring me to the future. The rain becomes more and more acidic ♬
♬ The road here has all corroded ♬
♬ The light grows dimmer and dimmer. Who's turned off all hope? ♬
♬ Let the world destruct ♬
♬ Let everything go to dust. Let this ridiculous day end ♬
♬ Let me be destroyed ♬
♬ Let the ashes of my pride prove who I once was ♬
♬ Let the world destruct ♬
♬ Let everything go to dust. Let this ridiculous day end ♬
♬ Let me be destroyed ♬
♬ It doesn't matter for me to be a useless person ♬
♬ That's just having everything return to the starting point ♬
Each time I finish masturbating, I always enter a phase of infinite emptiness.
I'd be thinking of a way to lead people away from such base enjoyment
- and attain a new level!- What level?
Intracranial orgasm!
- Intracranial orgasm?!- Right!
Every time men receive women's gentle comfort,
the dopamine in the brain will, from the back of the head, secrete a lot, bringing a great...
happy feeling. This happiness is called "Intracranial Orgasm."
How do we do it?!
This is my new invention "Blowing Headphones."
After wearing it, you'll hear the passionate cries of girls,
also, you'll get that feeling as though the girl is panting by your ear,
that feeling that makes you go weak in your knees. Come on, Bao B—
Wow, so fast!
Love...
And? Is there any more?
And inexplicable liquid.
This is happiness!